Punch the Next Person Greeting Card
$6.00
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Punch the Next Person Greeting Card
$6.00
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ships in 1-3 business days from Cleveland, Ohio.
The funny sympathy card for when "everything happens for a reason" is the last thing they need to hear. This one gets there first — solidarity, a little edge, zero platitudes.
Card reads: "Please let me be the first to punch the next person that says everything happens for a reason."
Details:
- A2 size (4.25 x 5.5")
- Blank inside
- Recycled cardstock
- Kraft envelope included
- Designed + printed in the USA
Shipping & turnaround
Every card ships from our Cleveland studio within 1–3 business days. Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your order.
Cards ship via USPS First Class, which typically takes 3–5 business days once it's on its way. First Class doesn't include tracking, so if your order hasn't arrived within 10 business days, email us at hello@blurosedesigns.com and we'll make it right.
Orders over $35 ship free, always.
Can I buy these wholesale?
Yes — and we'd love to have you. Blú Rose greeting cards are available for wholesale through Faire, where new stockists get Faire's opening perks.
Find us on Faire, or email wholesale@blurosedesigns.com and we'll get you set up.
High-quality greeting card with thick card stock and excellent printing. Customers said it provides humor and support during difficult circumstances like illness and grief. Fast shipping and protective packaging consistently noted. "Direct and spot on message" that "makes people smile." One shopper mentioned it was slightly smaller than expected.
L
The card was shipped and arrived quickly in a protective envelope. The owner emailed before it arrived and said to reach out with any problems. The card is a little smaller than I expected, but is very pretty, and printed on nice thick card stock. My friend will love it, thank you!
E
got here fast, exactly as pictured!
C
Unfortunately, I have had quite a few circumstances where this card needs to be given. I love the direct and spot on message and always makes people smile, if only for a second, in the midst of their griefs. Highly recommend
K
Card is well made, quality material! Fast shipping!
K
Great I would order from this seller again.
E
Great card, good quality, arrived quickly.
J
Promptly shipped to me and well done.
A
Great product, well made, unique!
L
I love this card! So funny and great quality!
K
Needed a smartass card for my brother and found it! Perfect.
K
Love it!! Thanks for the quick shipping!
R
Exactly as described. Well made, nice card stock!
A
Just what I needed to cheer up a friend in need
T
Just as described, thank you!
R
Good card for a hard situation.
E
Arrived quickly. Hard-to-find, but perfect sentiment. Thanks!
J
I love the card, and shipping was fast. Thanks so much!
E
Excellent well-made, beautifully crafted card with a wonderful caption. Highly recommend.
J
The card was perfect and perfectly packaged. I’ll shop here again, for sure.
T
I don't like being forced to write reviews.
Z
This was great. 2 more words
n
Great product. I’ll definitely order from this shop again!
n
Love this funny card telling my support is here when needed
C
Love the card! Wonderful work and fun. Thank you!
J
Good high quality card. Nice note from the seller included as a thank you.
V
Great card and quick shipping
H
Glad to finally have found a sympathy card that says it like it is.
E
The card was very nice
K
Always like these cards. Good Quality & well received
C
Finally found a card that expresses how I feel about what people say to my SIL in regard to her cancer.
E
Perfect card for anyone! Love it!
S
High quality card stock and printing was perfect. Shipped quickly and was well protected.
T
Thank you so much for the great card!
E
Was looking for a different “funny” card. This one hit the mark. High quality, arrived early, perfect packaging. Will order in the future!