Punch the Next Person Greeting Card
buy 5 greeting cards, get 1 free
free U.S. shipping over $35
ships in 1-3 business days from Cleveland, Ohio.
The funny sympathy card for when "everything happens for a reason" is the last thing they need to hear. This one gets there first — solidarity, a little edge, zero platitudes.
Card reads: "Please let me be the first to punch the next person that says everything happens for a reason."
Details:
- A2 size (4.25 x 5.5")
- Blank inside
- Recycled cardstock
- Kraft envelope included
- Designed + printed in the USA
Shipping & turnaround
Every card ships from our Cleveland studio within 1–3 business days. Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your order.
Cards ship via USPS First Class, which typically takes 3–5 business days once it's on its way. First Class doesn't include tracking, so if your order hasn't arrived within 10 business days, email us at hello@blurosedesigns.com and we'll make it right.
Orders over $35 ship free, always.
Can I buy these wholesale?
Yes — and we'd love to have you. Blú Rose greeting cards are available for wholesale through Faire, where new stockists get Faire's opening perks.
Find us on Faire, or email wholesale@blurosedesigns.com and we'll get you set up.